So I got an email from Chocolate Girl about Healthy Levels of Insanity
These are the things I would actually do if the opportunity presented itself.
These are the things I would actually do if the opportunity presented itself.
1. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don’t Disguise Your Voice.
2. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write “For Sexual Favors.”
3. Finish All Your Sentences With “In Accordance With The Prophecy.”
4. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is “To Go.”
5. Sing Along At The Opera.
6. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
7. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can’t Attend Their Party Because You’re Not In The Mood.
8. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, “Rock Hard.”
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner “Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.”
When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling “Run For Your Lives, They’re Loose!!”
This one’s not funny cause those little bastards get out all the time. Hell, I’ve seen those shows, “When Bears Attack” and “When Elephants Go Wild”, “When Koala Bears Drink and Climb”. No, I dont want to cry wolf cause when the lions really do get out and start chewing up everybody … well, it’s not like I’ll be there to alert anyone cause I know the very day I go to the zoo that’ll be the day when the lions get loose. heck, Morton use to stare them down in their cage.
Oh, yes. They’d recognize us. We’re not behind electrified wires now, come on with your bad self Morty, Mort!. Lord, those lions would be looking for Morton’s Pride. So, nope, we don’t go to the zoo anymore. Morton ruined that for us. Sheshh…staring the things down. That’s just crazy. He is out of his damn mind.
But, we would page us over the intercom or write on our rent check, “for sexual favors.” We might have to do that this month. I’ll let you know how Barney reacts. If he notices that is…he might not even notice what it says in that section.
Joan of Arc
Just Keep Smiling
pretty funny list. hehe.