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I’m not sure what our crime rate is but it looks like it just went up. About 4am yesterday morning some BASTARDS stole our lawn mower!!! Damn you!!! I wish constipation on you all! You will try to poo but it won’t happen. You’ll strain, you’ll grunt, groan and bite your lip but they’ll sit there like stones in the bottom of a pond. I wish bad luck to rain down on you thieves like stupidity rains down on George Bush. I wish you ill will in every form until you bring my damn lawn mower back.
The pain you will suffer, the emotional distress, the clogged up, plugged up tight bowels, your hair will fall out; your teeth will break until you bring me my lawn mower back. The hospital bills will mount and they will not know what to do for you. The symptoms will be high but the cures unknown until you bring me my damn lawn mower back.
It is sad that I have to resort to spells and voodoo dances to make you people understand that you must, you so very must bring me my damn lawn mower back!!
Sincerely,
Your upright, unclogged citizen Aussie
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