Daily Archive for August 2nd, 2006

PMS and a 107 degree heat index do not mix. I might as well have rabies, people would be safer I think. They said, if you don’t have to be out in it then stay home. Well, the motherfucker across the street hired a homeless guy to cut his acer size lawn at 11:30AM. Of course I have issues with that. He’s out there sweating like a dog. He’d better be getting hazard pay. Barney turned off the air so I marched my happy ass right back out there and turned it on. It seems the heat makes me a bit bitchy and it makes others just stupid. Barney’s brain must be baked because he actually went on a 4 mile hike today. he just got back. What part of stay in does he not understand? I prefer my landlord to be alive. Him dying would really fuck up my day. We’re supposed to have a cooler day tomorrow. I guess that means it’ll be 90. I’ll take Tyler’s heat over this any day. I lived in Tampa and it wasn’t this bad. The trees look like they are begging for mercy. Cap isn’t panting because I wipe down his chest and paws and keep plenty of ice water for him. The shades are down, lights are off and nobody is moving save the cats. This is a nobody do jack shit day, just sit and shut up. It’s too damn hot to think….and bake. Good thing I have my Kitchen Aide’s step-brother on hand..the bread maker…it’s too hot to use the oven and I need some bread. I’m sure as heck not walking across the street to the Quickie Mart to get a loaf. I’d be dead before I crossed the street.

Destiny