Obsessive Compulsive Thoughts-
Monday, November 27, 2006- 3:28 PM EST
OMG a baby! A germ filled baby is in my house. It would be so wrong to go out and start spraying Lysol everywhere. Barney has company right now and that company includes a baby that just sneezed. Why! Why did she bring a baby with her? Dang it! I am resisting the urge to self medicate AND to go out and disinfect the entire house. He’s gonna touch stuff, drip snot here and there all in my house.
The really sad thing is everything paused, it was one of those slow motion type pauses. I was listening to him scream his head off, thinking of all the snot he could be leaving here and there then it happened. He sneezed. My mind went right for the linen closet where the Lysol is always ready for me to reach. I could see in my minds eye this woman bouncing the boy and germs flying hither and thither. I call out “nooooooooooooo”. It was all in this slow motion madness. When I realized I was about to reach for the Lysol I thought to myself, Aussie, you are one sick puppy. I was worried about baby germs, ready to run for the closet. Then, I heard the magic words, “Well, lets go.” Just as I was about to ruin the barely tolerable relationship I have with my roommate his company has decided to leave. Baby Germs and mom are about to leave so I don’t have to go out there and spray that baby. That really would have made things uncomfortable around here for me. Barney would not have appreciated me disinfecting his company. I thought it had all ended when the mom said, “See you later, we’ll be back over.” OMG a baby! Why am I being tortured? What have I done to deserve this?
Aussie
(rocking back and forth, mumbles..why God why? What have I done to offend thee?)
you crack me UP!! disinfect the company!! i am so OCD myself, so i had to laugh out loud at this post. it was great! only its the drool and greasy stuff that gets to me. that, and food crumbs.
kïrstin