The People Behind My Eyes

You know, when things in my life start heating up and it gets too much to handle I turn to the mundane….things like Hollywood gossip…that’s my newest distraction from life’s missiles.

This Hollywood Gossip moment is dedicated to Beautiful Dreamer in the name of all that is shallow and pointless.

So, did you know Nicole Richie was caught driving while drunk? That’s right,I went there, Nicole Richie has a pending DUI court date. Then to make matters worse Entertainment Tonight went and gave her a reason to go right back to anorexia. They reported that she ate a hamburger and then said, “how many calories were in that?” They were just cruel. I was so mad for all the girls struggling with eating disorders. How does someone eating a hamburger make ET news? They made fun of her for eating!!! I was furious. That is not mundane though. The damage they could have done with making fun of her makes me sooo angry.

Now why do I have this filed under therapy? Because this is my newest coping skill. I don’t pick up the really bad habits, not when things can be nipped in the bud by a bit of Hollywood gossip. Oh, by the way, I don’t care if Donald The Great and Rosie O kill each other. I don’t like either one of ‘em. I feel sorry for Barbara Walters though, poor thing. Is that K-Fed in Britney Spears’ new bimbo perfume commercial? Oh my goodness! That better not be K-Fed-up! That guy is a bum, a very attractive bum. AND ANOTHER THING did you know that Mr. Nazi himself (Mel Gibson) has a DUI conviction in Canada and that if he gets caught driving while drunk again he’ll go to jail? Hmm, it only takes twice to go to jail in Canada but it takes killing someone to go to jail here! Hmmm makes you think, eh?

….. that’s all for now.

Dedicated to Beautiful Dreamer

Austin (using coping skills left and right)