This week is full of doctor appointments which means it’s also full of cab rides. More doctors, more taxi rides, more reasons to wear my seat belt with idiots driving to and fro. I mean to tell you people scare me sometimes. I guess the Acme School of Driving hands out licenses left and right. Can a person pop in a nickel and instead of a gum drop they get a drivers license? I worry, I tell ya I worry. Anyway, I got a call from my doctor’s office telling me there’s an opening in the sports medicine clinic tomorrow and if I can show up I could see the surgeon there as well as get an MRI on my neck. While I appreciate such prompt action I can’t go to the doctor every day. I went yesterday. I went to see Dr. T (the therapist) today. I can’t do two appointments tomorrow then go back to therapy on Thursday. I have to sit down sometime. So, I’m skipping the MRI but going to see the sports medicine doctor. Going to the doctor everyday of the week is a bit much. That’s also too many cab rides, too much exposure to idiots that don’t know how to drive. I’ve never been tossed around so much in the back of a cab as I was in the last two days. The inner conversation went something like this:
Me #1- I’m getting out. At the next light I’m getting out of this cab.
Me #2- We can’t just get out of the cab. We’ll be stranded. Stranded is worse than being tossed about in the cab.
Me #1- No it’s not. I’m getting out.
Me #2- Somebody tell her we can’t leave the cab. Somebody talk to this woman!
Me #3- We aren’t getting out of the cab. Nobody’s getting out of the cab.
Me #2- Good gracious!
Me #3- JOAN DO NOT TOUCH THE F-ING DOOR
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