Instead of cleaning or doing laundry or heck grocery shopping I hung out around the house and slummed. I mean I could be a professional bum with my lack of activity today. Long bath, check. Junk food, check. Online search for a recipe for homemade scented lamp oils, check. Fruitless online searches for cheap votives, check, check. I decided that instead of trying to make homemade lamp oils with alcohol and tossing this and that in it getting the mixture just right and all that was too much to take on. Heck, how do I know I’m not accidentally making some sort of friggin bomb? I’m trying to do aromatherapy but instead I’m mixing chemicals I know nothing about creating toxic fumes that spread through my home. No, I think I’ll leave that one alone. I can just see it now, my goodness the house was on fire 5 years ago. I don’t want it to be my fault this time.
Barney Fife: What happened Austin?
Austin: Well, I just couldn’t find it in me to spend that $2.50 on a cartridge for my lamp at the store so I tried to make my own scented oils.
Barney Fife: Realllyyyy?
So yeah, I’ll just go to the drug store down the street tomorrow and pick up some lamp oil. Forget trying to make that crap from scratch. Continue reading ‘Lamp Oil, Candles and Pissy Products’
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