Cookie Monster

Published
by
Austin
on December 29, 2007
in Dreams and General Chatter
.

Big Blue BoyI’ve been craving cookies for days now, well, cookies and biscuits w/ sausage gravy…not together though. This afternoon I had a dream that Cookie Monster was at Over Eaters Anonymous. He said he’s blue and eats to cover the pain. He said he hides behind his weight. I woke up laughing. I’d say this is a big improvement from my usual dreams. I hope Cookie Monster gets the help he needs. In the mean time I have oatmeal cookies in the oven waiting to help my cravings.

Gotta run.
Austin

9 Responses to “Cookie Monster”

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  1. 1 miquie's crew
    December 29, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    i, too, hope he gets the help he needs.
    oatmeal cookies are always good …
    mc

  2. 2 F.Magdalene
    December 29, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    I can’t believe I woke up laughing.
    Poor CM, out there with his cookie disorder but he’s not alone. He has the support of Ms. Piggy. She too suffers…oh how she suffers.

    Thanks for coming back today to check on me. I appreciate it.

    Austin

  3. 3 MeMe
    December 30, 2007 at 5:03 am

    Oh my goodness gracious…. that is soooo funny. Yeah… I would wake up laughing too. In fact, I am laughing now and I am not even asleep.
    You did make some interesting points though… he is blue and he does eat lots of cookies… I never thought about putting the two together. That he is blue and eats to ease the pain… How brilliant is that??? Very clever. Hmmm… homemade oatmeal cookies DOES sound good to me too!!! Cool
    MeMe

  4. 4 Beauty
    December 30, 2007 at 10:22 am

    I thought you couldn’t make cookies? Have you been holding out on us, pretending a disorder which doesn’t exist just to elicit sympathy?

  5. 5 risingrainbow
    December 30, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    That is just tooooooooooo funny! There’s nothing wrong with dreams like that breaking things up a bit! lol I was wondering about the cookes and the biscuits and gravy, glad to know that you wanted them separately. lol

  6. 6 +PHc
    December 30, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    (To not be impersonal:+PHc stands for +Positive house caretaker. My user name is the caretaker. Instead of raging at years of things I think are wrong about needed support systems here, I sublimated into making up an imaginary virtual agency/community center online. No one responds to it because I seem to be alone in my experiences. +Positive House is not a blog - It’s a real referral center and a tour of my House, which I turned a lot of rage into a lot of love to build. If you want to visit for whatever reason its address is sfpositivehouse@blogspot.com)

    My comment is thank you for your comment, and I left you a long message in response on that post (attempt).

    I hope your cravings are happily assuaged.

    I have only read bits and pieces of your blog out of order - not being especially linear myself, and the more I read, the more I appreciate. I don’t remember how I found you, but I’m happy I did.

    Bty, I am treated for psychotic dissociative states, and was diagnosed as multiple when that was a more common diagnosis. Different doctors use different maps to help is the way I see it. Now I’m considered borderline by my psychiatrist, PTSD by my therapist, and bipolar by my psych ward. So even my diagnoses are plural.

    I hope very much to keep in touch with you.

  7. 7 Julie
    December 31, 2007 at 1:44 am

    :-) What a good dream! I’d wake up laughing too. Oatmeal cookies sounds really good. I can’t make them. They always turn out flat and kinda burnt. I can make almost any other cookie, but I’ve always had trouble with oatmeal. I hope you enjoyed them.

  8. 8 F.Magdalene
    December 31, 2007 at 6:56 am

    Hi everyone,
    I’m still out here I’m just kinda at a loss for words but I’m still out here.

  9. 9 cheesemeister
    January 3, 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Cookie Monster needs to just accept his cookie cravings and his chubbiness and chow down!

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