Daily Archive for February 26th, 2008

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Duck refuses medical attention

These same dogs were after him last week. The po po came and gave the same little fine and asked Mr. Duck if he wanted to get patched up. Upon arrival to the hospital those trained to deal with such traumas were put off by his elongated misshaped beak which had been used in a tug of war between the dogs. They refused to patch the duck up citing their own personal inability to deal with said ugly duckling. With the newest incident from the same band of bad puppies and the same silly puddy look to his beak he refused medical treatment. There was no way he would give them the satisfaction of turning him down again. So off he waddles, hurt and bleeding but pride in tact. Poor little duck.

Control those rats, bats and babies. Get them out of your chimney caps.

removal of rats, babies and bats

Dude, you’re killing me here!

These headlines are from here.

A Little Boy’s Charm

Dear Dr. D

Although I find your boyish-like ways charming there are a few things we need to address. I’m okay with how your left shoe is always untied but the hole in your sock on Monday was over the top. I’m okay with the stubble you’ve clearly not bothered to shave and the fact that you walk into my session still chewing the last bit of your lunch. These things make you human to me. I’m able to see you as anyone else. These flaws of yours actually help but yesterday when you failed to wash your hands after lunch I was just grossed out. Orange finger tips from your cheese puffs in addition to the hole in the sock of your untied shoe really made the session difficult for me to concentrate. Please do not make me call your mother and tell her the little boy she raised never grew up and might need help again with the basics. Please do not make me bring in baby wipes. I’ll do it.

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