Funny Headlines

Duck refuses medical attention

These same dogs were after him last week. The po po came and gave the same little fine and asked Mr. Duck if he wanted to get patched up. Upon arrival to the hospital those trained to deal with such traumas were put off by his elongated misshaped beak which had been used in a tug of war between the dogs. They refused to patch the duck up citing their own personal inability to deal with said ugly duckling. With the newest incident from the same band of bad puppies and the same silly puddy look to his beak he refused medical treatment. There was no way he would give them the satisfaction of turning him down again. So off he waddles, hurt and bleeding but pride in tact. Poor little duck.

Control those rats, bats and babies. Get them out of your chimney caps.

removal of rats, babies and bats

Dude, you’re killing me here!

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3 Responses to “Funny Headlines”


  1. 1 risingrainbow

    yupe, there is a baby in that ad. Geez, who proofed that thing.

  2. 2 Carmon

    Oh boy…that baby made me laugh out loud! Carmon

  3. 3 Enola

    Oh gosh. You need to send those in to Jay Leno!

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