Dear Gracie,
You are in violation of your lease. All renters are strictly prohibited from sleeping with any little ducks. Please refer to page 52 of your rental agreement concerning the “No Ducks” policy. The “No Ducks” section is kitty-corner from the sections that discuss allowed frequency of hairballs, prohibition from sneezing on me and the section concerning not pawing at my eyeballs while I’m in REM cycle. If you scan down to paragraph 6 in the “No Ducks” section you’ll see clearly that you’ve violated your lease. This is your second violation concerning said duck. Page 85 of your rental agreement discusses the consequences of having two strikes against your lease. So that you can continue to rent from Austin Housing Inc please make sure 1) your rent is on time and in full and 2) that you keep your paws off all little ducks.
Sincerely,
Your landlord
Austin
Aw, how cute. C’mon, let the kitty sleep with the duckie. Who can it hurt?
Yeah, what’s wrong with a duck? Send that cute, adorable picture into some magazine and you can make enough to pay next month’s lease payment anyway!!
The duck will be lonely if kitty stops cuddling him all night!
heeeheee heee
our penny baby doggy she slept kind of almost the same way with our emmie bear before and we got pictures too. we will find them and post them on our site sometime. heeheehee.