Daily Archive for June 2nd, 2008

About Your Passive Aggression

I’ve been thinking…..no one, and I do mean no one is as reckless as you without intent. It’s one thing to step on my toes, it’s quite another to take kicks to the groin repeatedly. You kick below the belt way too often for your actions to fall under the category “reckless”. The joke you told me about incest in Pennsylvania was a below the belt kick. After you told me you said, “But I guess you wouldn’t think a joke like that is funny.” I said, “You seem to be full of jokes lately.” Silence, more silence, dial tone.

When Barney put in extra cabinets there was “something” behind the boards way in the back. I never saw it. I asked him to remove it and don’t tell me what it was because I didn’t want to know. I turned around and left. You kept talking until I finally out right told you to shut up. A few days later while talking about something totally unrelated you brought up exactly what was behind the boards. You knew full well why I didn’t want to know. Another instance….I stopped watching Criminal Minds quite some time ago because the show got to be way too triggering. Was it really necessary for me to have to again tell you to shut up and don’t tell me anything at all about this season’s finale? This time I brought up your passive aggression and how you wait until I’m not thinking about the subject then bring it up. You apologized, cried a bit, apologized for being hurtful and figured it was over. Continue reading ‘About Your Passive Aggression’

No Therapy Today

No therapy for me today. I’m climbing back into bed with my mucus filled self. Here I am again on doxycycline hyclate. You know I had to look at the bottle for that one…gracious. The cold started the other day and didn’t get any better. I tried my hardest to kick it but nope, it grabbed a hold and stayed and grew. Dang it. Back to bed I go.

My next door neighbor was released by his doctor to go back to work today. I won’t be over there as much but I’ll still need to drop in from time to time…not like this though.

Austin

Sister Three and The Family of Doom

The Family of Doom and the Jackass Prince were overthrown by daughter one. She came to visit last month. She had yet to meet Prince Jackass even though he and his Princess wed over a year ago in the grand Kingdom of Las Vegas before a fake Elvis. Shortly after the arrival of daughter one the successful overthrow of my personal country became less and less possible for The Family of Doom. Check the cast of characters at the bottom of this entry.

Twas the 17th of May when Maiden Austin stood in the kitchen with Daughter One and her Prince Harry Thin. As Maiden Austin stirred up a huge pot of porridge she said to Daughter One, “Your visits shall be even more exciting when Princess Fife and her Jackass Prince moveth in.” Daughter One had no idea what Maiden Austin was talking about. “You don’t say-ith? When shall my sister, who shall never inherit this throne, descend upon this here land?” Somehow when the King himself traveled to her distant land of Ohio (twice weekly) he forgot to mention the overthrow of his kingdom. He left if up to Maiden Austin to drop such a bomb and cause upset. So back to stirring Maiden Austin went, knowing she’d opened her mouth once too often. “This is it, she thought to herself but tread lightly. You must not seem too obvious.” Continue reading ‘Sister Three and The Family of Doom’