Don’t ever leave me again, don’t you know I have abandonment issues? You can’t just space out and go on the fritz when you feel like it. What do you think this is? Did you think I’d just wait on you to get your cyberspace act together? I sat, twittled my thumbs, sighed, huffed and did a bit of moaning. After all of that you decided to just come right back up like nothing was ever wrong. You act like you never left at all. Well listen here, I’ll tell you something Mr. Blog! Damn you for going down! Damn you! I needed you and you were not there for me. I depended upon you and you went away. In my time of need, when I needed to hear the clickity clack of puffy fingers on a keyboard where were you? Huh? You were off with your bloggidy head in the cyber clouds. Now you’re back and I’m just to accept you with open arms? Damn you for knowing I would.
Joan of Arc, relieved to be back blogging.
Funny post!
(Puffy fingers, though?)
Wait though, the format’s different. I thought you preferred two side columns, and the color’s different also. Not that I care, but doggone it, your readers get used to things being a certain way. Why, I’d never just up and change the whole look of my blog without so much as a warning!
(Puffy fingers, though?)
Yes, I have puffy fingers. I ate potato chips. My ankles are swollen too. I’ll spare y’all the photos. I now wear a size 9 shoe… that is until tomorrow when my feet go back to their original size. TMI? I think so.
Austin
Thank goodness you are back! I was trying to get to you for two days. You just introduced me to PC art and then left!
I KNOW I would go CRAZY if my blog went down for no reason. I loved your post thought – funny!
Best wishes and happy blogging,
Tamara
You don’t have to answer, but I have to say it “puffy fingers?” I know you have a sensitivity to salt, right. So, now are you a puff ball…please don’t take it the wrong way…I’m a little punchy right now…tough time. I’m glad you are back up. I missed hearing from you.
Now, after all our talk about getting on or not onto blogrolls, unless I’m blind, which I could be in this case, I rolled off into somewhere else on yours…I’m MIA.
@ Tamara,
I know, it was horrible. I nearly seized from the withdrawals. I could have gone visiting other blogs but I guess I thought, heck, if my blog doesn’t exist then neither does anyone else’s blog. I’ll be damned if I go leavening comments on blogs that work when mine is down. So I just sat in my own pity and wept until it magically appeared again.
Who knows!
Yay, you’re here!
@CC
Oops….you’re back. Sorry about that.
I do have a problem with salt. What of it, huh? You got somethin’ you wanna say about that? I. didn’t. think. so.
And yes….
Austin – the puffy blogger
You’re back!
And this is why I stick with wp.com
I have puffy fingers too! I have a problem with salt too! Oh, don’t you see how our friendship was meant to be? Just tell me you too share my nervous bladder issues and we’ll vow eternal friendship.
@ Beauty -
Do I sense some obsession with the Austinmeister? Ya STALKER!!!
Puffy fingers and nervous bladder issues? Why are you talking about me when I’m not even here. I have puffy ankles too. All that time on my feet.
And I could have written this post except it would be “dear laptop” instead of “dear blog” – I need to call the computer geek again.