I’m going to go ahead and go in patient at the stress center for a few days. Stuff is just a bit too much to handle right now.
All comments are in moderation until I return.
Austin
Daily Archive for August 30th, 2008
Katm- Take the damn meds. Don’t make me fly over there and kick your ass 
Did your box ever come?
Dear Kathryn,
The South Korean government has contacted me concerning the contents of your box. Please know that I was kidding when I requested a super fly Korean girl between the ages of 30 and 40 show up on my doorstep. I never expected anyone to shove a woman in a box and mail her to me. While I appreciate the hook up, I don’t appreciate being interrogated by people with “advanced” torture techniques. Therefore I must say, I do not know you nor do I know what box you’re talking about.
I guess there’s no permanent emotional damage to her but she is in need of a chiropractor. Perhaps you should have flown her here. How on earth did you get her in that tiny little box? Let me just say writing the word FRAGILE on the box wasn’t enough to ensure her comfort.
Once this debacle has been sorted out I’ll speak more openly. For now it’s “Kathryn who?”
Sincerely,
The Interrogated
Nope, no box yet. It may be in customs or something.
I do believe my life is a soap opera, a very, very bad soap opera. I layed in bed last night looking at the fake glowing stars on my ceiling then burst out laughing. Only me I thought, me and some Hollywood story line. Only Hollywood can make this shit up. Yesterday when I ventured out past my front door to see “the gentleman” aka Chi, I did so only to discover the heifer I went out with a few times works for Chi. She started there a few days ago. Chi is her supervisor. “Lady” is the girl from a disastrous date from awhile ago. She’s also the girl that looks so much like me that there was no way on earth it could have worked out. Had she not been in serious need of psychiatric help the fact that she looks way too much like me would have made us impossible. It was like going on a date with myself. Not pleasant, not pleasant at all. Do you know how difficult that can make things, dating someone that looks so much like you its scarey? Lady was someone I went out with a few times the second time Blossom and I broke up. I stand by the fact that it has only been three times that Blossom and I broke up.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a garden waiting for me.
Joan to Amy Smiles: Evidently it’s okay for Grace to hurt Bella
Morton: Okay then, find Grace a home.
Joan to Morton: Seriously?
Morton: Sure, and when you finally get it through your thick head that this is too much loss for us and that it’ll turn Bella’s world upside down then you can go knock on their door and ask for that dreaded cat back. Then when Maureen gets back you can tell her that in addition to losing our dog and telling Blossom to hit the road that YOU gave her cat away. You wanna do that? I didn’t think so. Now shut the fuck up about it. She stays.
Joan: Whatever!
Destiny: You’re setting yourself up to have no reason to be here and he’s not going for it.
(Morton nods his head in agreement)
Joan: I just don’t like her.
Destiny: It’s more than that.
(Morton nods his head in agreement)
Destiny: You said a long time ago without Captain here you’re free to go. We know you too well. for it to just be that you don’t like the cat and now she needs to go. Its you who wants to go but we’ve got Grace and Bella to take care of. You’re not free to go.
Morton: Bell is use to Gracie and she’s not helpless.
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Yesterday Barney asked me if I’m going to get another dog. I said yes. I don’t know when but I know it won’t be all that soon.
Since I jokingly call him Barney Dad or Papa (usually when I want something) he’s decided he should meet the mother of his child. I told him he didn’t really want to do that. He asked if she’s pretty and how old she is. Yikes! Continue reading ‘Why Can’t You Fix This?’
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