My Life The Soap Opera

Ladybird still hasn’t had these pups. She’s so big she can hardly walk. It’s sad to see her this way. In other dog news Fife Jr brought his puppy here. He’s a sweet boy but I never expected to have Fife Jr. move then ask me to care for his puppy while he’s gone for FREE. I said no to the for free part. He has to pay me. I think he forgets I’m not running a zoo here. Ladybird is going to pop out Lord knows how many puppies so I’ll have the Mama and her pups plus Fife’s pups, two cats, a fish and two yellow spotted Gecko to care for. Give me a break here for real cause I am not a zoo keeper. This is going to cost him out the ass. Brodey is an outside dog which bothers me greatly. He’s only 4 months old which in my opinion is too young to hang outside unsupervised all day and all night. He’s not housetrained so he sure can’t come in here. Gracious. Fife Jr. said he can’t take the dog where he’s going but see, that’s not my problem. He said he has no choice but to leave the puppy here in my yard, not the backyard area but in my yard where it’s clean and safer for him. That means picking up more puppy poo, refilling the holes he digs, shushing him when he barks unnecessarily as well as feeding, grooming and exercising him. What on earth makes him think I have that kind of energy? Basically he’s abandoning his dog in my yard with no real choices for me…except to charge him out the ass for his care.

I sure wish this homophobe would come out of the closet. I’m so damn tired of hearing about how horrible gays are. My gaydar is so high on this guy. Anyone who constantly dogs homosexuality has those tendencies so please, the more prolific you are about it the more everyone knows you’re in the closet. I’m just getting tired of hearing the off remarks about gays and how much he can’t stand the thought of it. Whatever dude, it seems to be on your mind quite a bit as you switch about the house. Switching doesn’t imply that he’s gay I’m just saying this guy’s hatred and constant comments about it is one huge tip off, not to mention my gaydar screams every time I see him. He has this whole, “Be a man.” attitude that he talks about too. Whatever. If you constantly feel you have to prove to people who never asked and never brought it up that you’re not gay then well, you’re gay. I don’t bring it up all the time at home but he sure does. He so has to prove he’s not gay. His best friend Mc Guiver says he does this all the time. He’s constantly worried someone will think he’s gay when probably no one’s thinking about it until he starts in with homophobic remarks. Some of the stuff he does to prove he’s not gay is ridiculous. If you go in public and make sure your male friends are a certain length away from you because people might think you’re gay then well, you’re gay. If you’re afraid to hug your crying best friend who lost his girl because people might think you’re gay then… ..wait for it……wait for it….. you’re gay. This is the brother to Princess Fife who herself is in a heterosexual marriage but admits to being a lesbian. My gracious I live in a soap opera. Gays of Our Lives.

My Life The Soap Opera -Wednesday, October 15, 2008-1:48PM EST

5 Responses to “My Life The Soap Opera”


  • Oh my…I read all the way to the end thinking, “that’s right, keeping talking…we all know your gay when you do that”. Formulated my response as I neared the end…then…I read the last line. “Gays of our lives”…I’m laughing so hard. Actually, LMFAO…in the library on campus no less. I have to go outside now. LOL

  • When people do what he does it’s a dead give away.

    I figure with a 6 pack like his (yummy I must say) and as manicured as he is he can stop trying so hard to make people think he’s straight. The other day he kept going on and on about how he didn’t have on an outfit. Dude, if you put on a tight white T-shirt, button up a nice black shirt over it with just the top button undone, add a light blue pair of jeans and black Harley Davidson boots it’s an outfit. He then added, I should splash some colour in this. Oh, really? So a red bandanna is needed to complete the outfit? He says it’s a look. Okay, sure now switch on out of here to your date with your best friend with your non-outfit wearing self. I had on a green t-shirt, light blue jeans and little green tennis shoes that matched the shirt perfectly. I had a flowered blue bandanna on. It was an outfit. He argued that when it comes to guys it’s a look when it comes to girls it’s an outfit. We both had on an outfit. Let it go and come on out Fife, just come out. I know how hard it is but damn, do it, or you’ll continue to be as miserable as you are now.

    Austin

  • Well, yes you are a zoo keeper. You’re a very good zoo keeper. That’s why all these animals keep ending up in your life. They wouldn’t if you weren’t good at it.

    I’m not saying that’s what you want. Just that you are good at it and all animals know it, including people who can’t take care of their animals.

    The outfit you describe on Fife Jr. sounds like…Kenny Chesney. And don’t anybody try to tell me that Kenny Chesney is not gay. I don’t care how many girls scream over him at the Country Music Awards. Every time I see that I wonder how people can be so blind. Don’t you?

  • people who can’t take care of their animals

    correction people who WON’T take care of their animals.

    I wonder how people can be so blind. Don’t you?

    Denial covers a multitude of gays and their fans.

  • I’ll tell you this much, my gaydar didn’t work with Clay Akin cause I didn’t think he was gay. I thought he was just a Southern Mama’s boy is all but I didn’t think he was gay. I know most of his fans are though…….I wonder if Fife Jr. is a closet Clay Akin fan.

    You know how dogs point with one paw turned down? I swear to you his puppy sat down and had one paw bent. I about fell over. He looked like he was pointing but just didn’t feel like standing to do a full point. It was so funny. The look on Fife Jr.s face was classic.

    Austin

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