So, someone told me to stop whining about my stats and put up another entry. She said I should change entries like I change my undies. To her I say, ha! You assume I change my undies. Yes Miss Thang the same entry has been up here for days. Who is to say these aren’t the same undies worn from the 2nd of February? Who is to say I wasn’t so hung over from caffeine and sugar that I couldn’t do anything but lay in a puddle of my own drool? Uh huh… see, that’s right…. change is slow all around. That’s okay though…. you didn’t know.
Actually there will be a real entry soon cause today is therapy day. I act like I have all day to get ready. I wonder if I could get away with wearing the same undies I wore to bed last night?
Note to self: Press charges on your pillow. He can’t keep getting away with assaulting your hair like this. He can’t do this to me. He can’t.
J of A
Wow, someone actually said that about your undies? A little personal, don’t you think?
Good luck on your pillow case. I need to file one of my own. Only it’s leaving wrinkles on my face.
And doesn’t the person ordering you around know that Independence Day is a long holiday – you have the right to take extra days to enjoy (and recover).
@ Beauty
I don’t know why that complete stranger got so deeply personal. I guess it’s because I stalk her and leave ignorant comments on her blog. Maybe it’s cause she thinks she “all that and a bag of chips”. You know she never said what kind of chips. A bag of chips could be any kind with any given expiration date. I’m just sayin’.
@ Enola
Thank you for coming to my defense Enola. I was shocked when I got this email from Beauty I mean from a complete stranger. My personal holiday mandates that I celebrate for a full day and recover for up to one week. Everybody knows a holiday doesn’t end until someone has passed out. As of yet, no one has passed out therefore I am still on holiday.
Austin out !