This morning at 10am I called my friend and sang to her, “Good morning to you, good morning to you.” I even used phrases like “happy sunshine” and “what a wonderful day.” I knew very well she’d been up until late because she and her mother went to see a midnight movie. This chick tells me all the time she thinks about calling at 8am to tell me it’s morning and I should wake up. I figured I’d go through with her evil offering and call with the most chipper voice possible. I hung up all happy with myself then I thought, Oh I should call this other chick and sing to her. I realized it was 7am her time and decided against it. I made an oops call to her at 7:30 one morning because I forgot about the time difference. Twice in a few months at dark thirty might not be appreciated. She might not see the humor in my evil play. See how thoughtful I am and how I put others before myself? Mother Teresa, I am.
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