This morning at 10am I called my friend and sang to her, “Good morning to you, good morning to you.” I even used phrases like “happy sunshine” and “what a wonderful day.” I knew very well she’d been up until late because she and her mother went to see a midnight movie. This chick tells me all the time she thinks about calling at 8am to tell me it’s morning and I should wake up. I figured I’d go through with her evil offering and call with the most chipper voice possible. I hung up all happy with myself then I thought, Oh I should call this other chick and sing to her. I realized it was 7am her time and decided against it. I made an oops call to her at 7:30 one morning because I forgot about the time difference. Twice in a few months at dark thirty might not be appreciated. She might not see the humor in my evil play. See how thoughtful I am and how I put others before myself? Mother Teresa, I am.
J of A
Or not.
Well, I’m thankful you didn’t call me! But, no, I would of course be awake!
Yeah, two early morning phone calls in one month would be stretching it. Your friend must have the patience of a saint to still consort with the likes of you after such inconsideration.
If you’re Mother Theresa, she must be your twin!
Maybe your friend will call you to ask if your refrigerator is running – you could say, “I don’t know I can’t find it.” Then the joke would be on them.
I’m up at 6 am on weekdays. I could call you Austin (think it would be 5 your time) and you Beauty (way early for you)!
This was rather impulsive of me. Had I thought first before calling and not been in such a rush to annoy I would have sung “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands.” See how impulsivity holds us back?