Daily Archive for September 27th, 2009

I’m Bringing Sexy Back

For a long time I’ve said I don’t have an issue with being a girl with meat on her bones … that is until someone wants me to take my clothes off. That’s when I think to myself, oh man this isn’t good. They’re going to be grossed out. I have cellulite. My breasts don’t stand up like they use to. I’m almost 40 years old. This can’t be pretty. The friend I was talking to about it said:

“Well why not?”

“Because I know what gravity has done to me. It’s cruel. I know what I look like under my clothes and it ain’t pretty, it ain’t sexy.”

“By who standards? Televisions?”

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Can’t Stop Laughing

I’ve seen this video I don’t know how many times but it still makes me laugh until tears stream down my face. Listen to the guy wheeze as he laughs after telling the other guy to hold on as they play it in slow motion.

We should have news like this everyday.