Daily Archive for October 4th, 2009

Quotes and Conversations

Best quote of the day:

“There’s hope for an idiot.” Beautiful Dreamer

Overheard in Indy:

Wal-mart
Woman to her male companion -  “I’m tired of giving that boy CPR.”
I guess after a few tries it became apparent the boy wasn’t even trying to help himself. What a loser!

AutoZone
The male cashier said to the male customer: “I thought we were friends?” There was an awkward silence after the male customer replied : “Who needs friends when you can give yourself an enema?” Awkward!!!

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