Best quote of the day:
“There’s hope for an idiot.” Beautiful Dreamer
Overheard in Indy:
Wal-mart
Woman to her male companion - “I’m tired of giving that boy CPR.”
I guess after a few tries it became apparent the boy wasn’t even trying to help himself. What a loser!
AutoZone
The male cashier said to the male customer: “I thought we were friends?” There was an awkward silence after the male customer replied : “Who needs friends when you can give yourself an enema?” Awkward!!!
PetSmart
A male dog owner with a miniature greyhound stood in line behind a cat woman at PetSmart. The miniature greyhound attempted to run up and greet the woman but she jumped back quickly. The dog owner said: “Oh he’s only bitten once. He hasn’t bitten again because I think he embarrassed himself with only four pounds of jaw pressure. ” The lady scowled, “I wasn’t afraid of being pinched. I just didn’t want that thing on me.” My response, “Oh snap!”
Phone conversation with a friend
Friend: Don’t cats when in heat put their butts up in the air?
Me: Yup.
Friend: Slut!
Me: Tramp. Trollop. Tawdry Tart.
Friend: I was talking about the cat.
Me: Sorry ’bout that.
We’re still friends….somehow.
Faith
LOL
Have you ever checked out peopleofwalmart.com ? It’s hilariously funny – especially the captions.
And I’m not telling which one is me !
Just for the record: I was threatened with a lawsuit for quoting Beauty without permission.
“There’s hope for an idiot.” Beautiful Dreamer
Beauty said in this lawsuit she’s going to take me for all I’m worth. She’s going to take the whole $2.00 (my entire life savings) and leaving me penniless like Kate from John and Kate plus 8. I doubted she could take my two dollars but Beauty claims this lawyer of hers has friends in high places. I worked so hard for my two dollars so to see it taken over a copyright infringement hurts….it hurts so bad. (falls over weeping)
I checked out that website. The first few pages I thought, this isn’t that funny but I kept clicking and oh my gosh I laughed so hard. Those photos are exactly why every time I walk out of the house I have on clean, matching clothes, make up and hair looking decent. I’d hate to see myself on the web looking like that shot of a tore down Santa with man boobs. The day I’m too tired to look right I’ll find my photo featured on some website. LOL Never! Lord never!
well when I read the post I saw the quote attributed to her. I think that makes you safe. I’ll be glad to defend your $2 for a charge of only $1. (LOL)