Austin Behaving Badly

The same nasty pan has been in the sink for three days. The first time I asked him to remove it from the sink I reminded him that his housekeeping is a display of disrespect for himself and those he lives with. Three days later (that would be this evening) the pan still sat in the sink full of water and pasta sauce. I then said to Fife Senior,

Me: It would be nice to have access to the kitchen sink again but I can’t do that when it’s filled with water and the pan.

Senior: Had you asked me nicely I would have taken it out three days ago.

Austin behaving badly……… I didn’t but I wanted to say,

Nicely? Hell, I shouldn’t have to ask you at all. You should clean up after yourself ya triflin’ mo-fo. Why do I need to chase after a grown man so he can clean up after himself?  And close your damn shirt. Nobody wants to see 65 year old saggy, hairy man boobs. I’m tired of seeing that shit too!!! How’s that for nice?

Austin holding her temper…..

Instead of going off I just rolled my eyes and walked away. That was all the nice I was up to offering the sag man. He walked to the sink, drained the water and removed the pan without incident….unless of course you count his open pajama shirt…… sigh

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