Monthly Archive for May, 2010

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Predator Drones and the Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers turned up at Saturday’s White House Correspondents’ Association dinner. President Obama said his daughters are huge fans but he added a warning: “Boys don’t get any ideas. I have two words for you: predator drones. You will never see it coming. You think I’m joking.”

If threatening the lives of tween stars isn’t funny enough for you try this here:

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The Other Side of Mother

Yes, my mother was creative, even artistic…. as was Hitler, John Wayne Gacy, Charles Manson and Fernando Eros Caro.  Fernando could lay down some paint, I mean to tell you, and Hitler wasn’t too bad himself. Hitler even wrote a beautiful poem about his mother but I assure you no amount of creativity can overshadow what he was and what he represents. In the same way, no amount of angelic sound or beautifully painted words can mask my mother’s black heart.
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Stuff About Mom

She was a good skier and she enjoyed it a lot.
I’ve mentioned several times that she sang very well but I’m not sure if I’ve ever mentioned she wrote nice poetry and she was pretty good at sketching. We even took a poetry class together at the local university.
I think I’m envious of her spontaneity. I’m not very spontaneous at all.
She was a great public speaker with very little fear of large crowds.
She sang with my sister and me in talent shows and always stole the show.
Her favorite animal is the elephant. Her favorite color is gray.
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Greed

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Ya know, every single solitary time this mother fucker signs up for food stamps I get fucked royally!!!! He does not fucking need food stamps! If he works and gets retirement benefits why on earth does he also need to sign up for food stamps? It is pure, mother fucking greed on his part. I did not need this today. I’m sitting up here with fucking $10 to my name on the fucking 6th of the month only to find out that what he’s told the food stamp office doesn’t jibe with my records. I need to go in on the 11th or my insurance and food stamps will be dropped. And why? Because this mother fucker is greedy!!!!

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Mercy Update

Little Miss Mercy has a few medical problems which go wayyyy beyond my abilities so she has gone to a nice care Mercy, rescue kittencenter which will aid her in with some issues she was having. Don’t be sad though, she should be taken very good care of and helped on her way to a very nice life. Mercy left here about an hour ago wrapped in the arms of a capable vet so no worries what-so-ever.

Her little self will be missed here but she’ll make someone a very nice cat someday.

Just in case y’all have forgotten the sweet faces that have passed through my home here is a quick view of fur and paws.  Some were wonderful, others no so much but the good ones are the reason I keep on doing this. Ladybird was a runner and biter.  Buddy killed off all my blueberry bushes but I’ve since forgiven him. And Brody… Dear Lord there was Brody… master destroyer and escape artist who now spends his days chasing small dogs or what he might call “livin’ the dream”. If it weren’t for others and the cute stories I have  I’d so give up cause I mean to tell you he and Ladybird put me through hell!!!! At least I can laugh about it now but then I wanted to strangle them both!!!! The Ladybird and Brody drama can be read here and here.

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Will He Walk The Streets Again?

(updated below)

When this 4 year old child gets older someone will have to explain to her that the man who raped, strangled and beat her may once again walk the streets because Indiana has yet to pass a law which allows for the death penalty in child rape cases such as this.

I strongly believe in the death penalty for child rape. I also believe that Logansport, Indiana has a candidate for  poster predator while lobbying for such a law.

Note to the predator and predators we haven’t heard of yet

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A Kitten’s Sweater

She will melt your heart!

Mercy, rescue kitten. I CAN HAS SWEATER .

Is this kind of cuteness even legal?

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