This is the dream I woke from this morning.
My grandparents somehow booked Aerosmith to play in their basement at my private party. The prized Steven Tyler sang ‘Dream On’ while my friends went wild. Just as the song reached the first chorus, Milli Vanilli crashed the party and began singing ‘Girl You Know its True’. To make matters worse, a large dance group that accompanied Milli Vanilli began doing the macarena.
This was too much for one guest who pulled a hand gun and began to slaughter the 90′s pop duo and their dancers. One concert goer was so shocked by the amount of blood that she began to vomit, making pools here and there in the basement. So disgusted were other guests that they too began to vomit until the basement was filled with dead pop dancers and undigested finger foods.
I woke laughing. In real life the shooter would have a great legal defense, justifiable homicide. He had to protect himself and his friends from that horrible 90′s flashback.