While driving past road construction I turned to my friend and said,
Me: Have you noticed there are no cute construction workers anymore?
B: Yeah, use to be they were all Chippendale types, but now they’re all beer gut geezers complaining about their 401K.
Me: Ha! I thought being fine was a job requirement or something. I guess now they have to be … skilled.
B: It’s a shame isn’t it? I use to look forward to road construction.









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