Daily Archive for May 30th, 2011

Conversation Bits

Girl 1: He paces in the basement, back and forth, back and forth.
Girl 2: He’s got him in the basement? You can’t keep a mountain lion in the basement.
Girl 1: It’s only when he’s feeding him…and he keeps the lion away from kids because he doesn’t like kids.
Me: He probably does like kids, the meaty ones.
Laughter
Me: What’s wrong with people? Don’t they watch Fetal Attractions on Animal Planet? I guess mauling only happens to other people…like say to this guy who thought it would be okay to keep a 500 pound tiger in a tiny apartment in the projects of Harlem.
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