I think mostly I’m irritated with the world for hormonal reasons. Give me a couple of days and I’ll no longer want to hang total strangers on a meat hook or run them over with my car for cutting me off in traffic. I so gotta get this under control.
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This little one I call Blossom was here maybe 3 days ago but was returned because she fell behind again. Her 5 litter mates are twice her size, stronger, faster and squeeze her out so she’s back being bottle fed.
I call the kitten Blossom because she has made huge strides to overcome her odds. She’s got a great determination to thrive so we’re going to do the best we can to support this spirit of hers. Continue reading ‘Aww, it’ll be okay little one’
This was a conversation I had with a guy named Ick. He’s called Ick because its a play on his name.
Ick: I could be your sugar daddy.
Me: Nah, you’re more like saccharin and that last thing I need is a saccharin daddy.
Wow, yeah, that was uncomfortable. Thursday my supervisor called and said she would be here to drop off a few things and to work with Mary Jane. When she got here I had to go fetch MJ who was in my second bedroom where my computer is. Here’s where it gets odd.
This is a line from last night’s dream said by the driver of a public bus to me. He said,
“You’re the reason the elephants went crazy in India.”
Note to self: I know that Sunday is movie night but please remember if you have cookies and popcorn before you sleep you will have strange dreams.
The crazy elephants were actually Aztec drawings of elephants stomping drawings of people in India. Now, I usually feel compelled to draw any and all art which pops up in my dreams but I’m not too much feeling this one. I don’t wish to draw people being trampled by elephants. And why Indians? They never did anything to me.
The Criminal Mind’s marathon on Ion Television was sponsored by the newly released DVD of Bambi. I thought I was hearing things but the commercial for the DVD came on several times and proudly announced itself as sponsor of a marathon about serial killers. After showing Thumper they went right back to the guy who surgically removed people’s eyes after cutting their throats.
You laugh but its true. Mary Jane has two personalities, one that likes me and the other that likes to bite me. Wednesday afternoon I sat at the PC holding her in one arm while reading blogs. Out of nowhere the girl lifted her head and bit me on the cheek. Why? What on earth did I do? We sat there together, quietly then she turned her fangs on my face. She tagged me good too, she didn’t break the skin but she sure as shootin’ nailed me.
Since she’s been here I’ve wondered what it would be like to be tagged with her kitty fangs. Now I know.
One might think Vampira got down and went about her business but nope, she put her head back down and lie there as if nothing happened. Let me tell you this, if she bites me again I’m gonna bite her silly ass back. Not really, but the look on her face would be priceless if I did.
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