At Wally World the other day it didn’t register WHY a man stood beside the door ringing a bell. I only noticed he danced around with his headphones on. I wondered what was on his ipod but other than that I didn’t think about the fact that he stood there because it’s the holiday season. He wanted donations for the United Way. I got that but still, I wasn’t thinking along the lines of the holidays. I don’t celebrate them so I suppose I see things differently. I have to remember that even if I don’t think in those terms many others do. I have to try and remind myself (via email notification) that many of my friends will be kind of busy with family and friends. I wouldn’t want to call on Wednesday or Thursday expecting a friendly chat only to find that I’ve interrupted their celebration.
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Texas Barbies.
I got this in the mail the other day from a friend. I laughed so hard I cried. My Comments are in red.
Highland Park Barbie:This princess Barbie is only sold at North Park Neimans. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck, breast implants and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with “augmented” version of Barbie.
North Dallas Barbie:This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
Oak Cliff Barbie: My Personal favorite This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you’re a cop. Then we don’t know what you’re talking about.
The package should also include the list of free clinics that know her by her street name and the short list of items she never had the chance to steel, only because she was behind bars and couldn’t get her hands on them.
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